Martha J56

Me just derping around on the internet when suddenly I notice the time (2:00): “Oh hello...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:47:57 -0400

Me just derping around on the internet when suddenly I notice the time (2:00): “Oh hello tumblr. When did I get on you and wasn’t it 12:00 two minutes ago????”

Ask Platinum Bombs: No Shirts, No Shoes, No Pants?

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 09:10:39 -0400

Ask Platinum Bombs: No Shirts, No Shoes, No Pants?:

pbmbs:

So you all have seen those signs at restaurants and stores that say “No shirt, no shoes, no service”, right? Ever notice how those signs say nothing about pants? That’s right, there is NOTHING there about whether or not you have to wear pants, which is a pretty stupid move. I’d rather see some…

Been saying this forever guys

This is immediately what popped into my head when I found out...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 23:37:27 -0400

This is immediately what popped into my head when I found out Neil Patrick Harris voiced Prince Gumball.

Ask Platinum Bombs: You're Welcome (not)

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 12:30:22 -0500

Ask Platinum Bombs: You're Welcome (not):

pbmbs:

What’s up with the phrase “you’re welcome”? I mean, it literally means “you are welcome”. So you just changed my name now? My name is now Welcome everybody. Hi, I am Welcome. What’s your name? No, it just doesn’t work that way. I mean, who are you to tell me who I am? You don’t even know me. You…

This is so true

I should make a shipping wall...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:25:05 -0400

Yes I should. Homestuck shippping wall. Agree?

I really should update my shipping wall...

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:13:00 -0400

…so many good ships…

I have no life….boredom much?

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 07:52:24 -0400

I have no life….boredom much?

Guys...Jenny, Ashley...

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 07:46:36 -0400

I was looking for a wallpaper for my phone so I started looking up Vriska. It took me a while to realize that I was playing Spider8ite on loop in my head.

Hey...hey guys...

Fri, 04 May 2012 13:50:15 -0400

Who has Pesterchum? I wanna pester people so tell me, what’s yalls chumhandle?

So I saw a Ford Taurus at the drive thru at McDonalds. My first thought: “OMG it’s...

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:48:48 -0500

So I saw a Ford Taurus at the drive thru at McDonalds. My first thought: “OMG it’s Tavros!! He’s gettin chicken nuggets!” Then I saw it was a black lady and immediately pictured her with Tav’s horns. It was a good day

darling-scorpio: I was crying yesterday with my blue mascara on...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:17:50 -0500

darling-scorpio:

I was crying yesterday with my blue mascara on and it lead to this!

Oh gog :P

Epic :D

It’s always great to have at least one guy friend who is as hopelessly awkward at love as you...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:20:57 -0500

It’s always great to have at least one guy friend who is as hopelessly awkward at love as you are and talks with you about his terrible love life and you talk to him about yours. It’s a perfect friendship XD

“What are you up to?” “Driver’s ed and homestuck.” “Why are you...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 19:15:56 -0500

“What are you up to?”

“Driver’s ed and homestuck.”

“Why are you homestuck?”

“Dude, let me tell you about Homestuck.”

only-under-starlight: peek-a-chuu: tesskat: princekarkat: dav...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 18:47:12 -0500

only-under-starlight:

peek-a-chuu:

tesskat:

princekarkat:

davekatwhisperer:

seer-of-tumblr:

johnegbertsmatesprit:

eridancryingalonewithhimself:

prettyflyforaredspy:

yourcreepyuncle:

johnvriskaheadcanons:

submitted by anon!

I

what

OH MY GOD

yes

best thing i’ve heard all day

huhuhuhuhu

suddenly life makes sense

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

you guys are …..

nuts

oh god

i’m a terrible person for laughing

This is horrifically brilliant

This is so legit

Yes…just yes

k1sm3s1s: In your closet, Aradia Megido flirts with you to no...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 18:39:21 -0500

k1sm3s1s:

In your closet, Aradia Megido flirts with you to no end and then forces you to eat mind honey.

Oh.

Running straight for you, Jade Harley flirts with you to no end and then flys away.

Seems legit.

Confessions of a Teenage Homestuck: Quadrant Search!

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 18:35:10 -0500

Confessions of a Teenage Homestuck: Quadrant Search!:

kawwaiipiratehooker:

trollit:

only-under-starlight:

Ok, this is ridiculous, and I doubt anyone will do it, but it might entertain you for a few seconds so why not. First Character you find is your Matesprit <3, second is your Moirail <>, the next two are the ones you…

Vriska. That’s all I needed to know

Moirail was Aimless Renegade

I auspitice for Eridan and Dave

Dirk auspitices for me and Rose

Kanaya is my kismesis

Welp, as long as Vriska is my love, I’m good XD

“Hey Rachel, do you love me?” “Uhhh…yeah?” “Under any...

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 14:10:01 -0500

“Hey Rachel, do you love me?”

“Uhhh…yeah?”

“Under any circumstances, would you eat me?”

“What?! No!”

“Ok. It’s all good.”

“…”

Immortius' Forge: House Building Prototype

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 21:48:43 -0500

Immortius' Forge: House Building Prototype:

immortius:

Started work on a prototype house builder based on the fictional game Sburb in Homestuck. The principle is a simple click-and-drag editing tool with some high level commands like “Extend” and “Reduce”, possibly along with some finer-grained tools for fiddly details.

For the prototype I’m…

This is pretty epic

Vriska Barbie doll…amazing XD

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 16:13:51 -0500

Vriska Barbie doll…amazing XD

Ashley Barrow, I love you

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 22:44:22 -0500

milkyol:

marthaj56:

That is all

what

I’m…I’m not sure, but I love you none the less