Martha J56
Hey…hey guys…

Who has Pesterchum? I wanna pester people so tell me, what’s yalls chumhandle?

So I saw a Ford Taurus at the drive thru at McDonalds. My first thought: “OMG it’s Tavros!! He’s gettin chicken nuggets!” Then I saw it was a black lady and immediately pictured her with Tav’s horns. It was a good day

darling-scorpio:

I was crying yesterday with my blue mascara on and it lead to this!
Oh gog :P

Epic :D 

darling-scorpio:

I was crying yesterday with my blue mascara on and it lead to this!

Oh gog :P

Epic :D 

It’s always great to have at least one guy friend who is as hopelessly awkward at love as you are and talks with you about his terrible love life and you talk to him about yours. It’s a perfect friendship XD

“What are you up to?”

“Driver’s ed and homestuck.”

“Why are you homestuck?”

“Dude, let me tell you about Homestuck.”

only-under-starlight:

peek-a-chuu:

tesskat:

princekarkat:

davekatwhisperer:

seer-of-tumblr:

johnegbertsmatesprit:

eridancryingalonewithhimself:

prettyflyforaredspy:

yourcreepyuncle:

johnvriskaheadcanons:

submitted by anon!

I
what

OH MY GOD

yes

best thing i’ve heard all day

huhuhuhuhu

suddenly life makes sense

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

you guys are …..
nuts

oh god
i’m a terrible person for laughing

This is horrifically brilliant

This is so legit
Yes…just yes 

only-under-starlight:

peek-a-chuu:

tesskat:

princekarkat:

davekatwhisperer:

seer-of-tumblr:

johnegbertsmatesprit:

eridancryingalonewithhimself:

prettyflyforaredspy:

yourcreepyuncle:

johnvriskaheadcanons:

submitted by anon!

I

what

OH MY GOD

yes

best thing i’ve heard all day

huhuhuhuhu

suddenly life makes sense

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

you guys are …..

nuts

oh god

i’m a terrible person for laughing

This is horrifically brilliant

This is so legit

Yes…just yes 

k1sm3s1s:

In your closet, Aradia Megido flirts with you to no end and then forces you to eat mind honey.

Oh.

Running straight for you, Jade Harley flirts with you to no end and then flys away.

Seems legit. 

kawwaiipiratehooker:

trollit:

only-under-starlight:

Ok, this is ridiculous, and I doubt anyone will do it, but it might entertain you for a few seconds so why not. First Character you find is your Matesprit <3, second is your Moirail <>, the next two are the ones you…

Vriska. That’s all I needed to know 

Moirail was Aimless Renegade

I auspitice for Eridan and Dave

Dirk auspitices for me and Rose

Kanaya is my kismesis

Welp, as long as Vriska is my love, I’m good XD

“Hey Rachel, do you love me?”

“Uhhh…yeah?”

“Under any circumstances, would you eat me?”

“What?! No!”

“Ok. It’s all good.”

“…”

immortius:

Started work on a prototype house builder based on the fictional game Sburb in Homestuck. The principle is a simple click-and-drag editing tool with some high level commands like “Extend” and “Reduce”, possibly along with some finer-grained tools for fiddly details.

For the prototype I’m…

This is pretty epic